Hitchhikin’ ho
So you are driving along on a dusty gravel road, minding your own business and contemplating how great it would be to get your knob sucked when all of a sudden you spy a smokin’ sexy whore up ahead. The closer you get, the bigger her mangos get, and you start to realize that this babe is dressed up like a common slattern. Then you realize that this babe IS a common slattern. Is this a large-titted mirage? Is this breasty ball-drainer a figment of your fucking perverted imagination? No, this babe is real. And her overactive sex drive is real, too. You pick her up and take her to your place for some R&R, which of course stands for rack and relaxation. this babe whips out her large mangos and tells you to penetrate her for all this babe is worth. And what is this babe worth? The couple of bills you are throwing her to get in her slit, of course. You bought it; you break it in, buddy. Use that slit like it is a lease, coz technically, it is.
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