Jugs n suds
There are certain stud Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch filly flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT swallow lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and this babe is assisting you the hospital. All studs should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, studs do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the large-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those massive bags o’ fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning dick expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under those exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise this guy might have missed out on what can only be described as the best meatballs and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a dick erupt, this babe is probably one of the nastiest strumpets ever. Of course that is nasty in a good way. Her immodest talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes…or strokes, depending on your style.
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